Laugh until you cry !!

Foster Brooks used to come on the Red Skelton show and he was so funny that Red would cry ! Bob Gordon would laugh so hard he could not breath! Watch this clip from A Dean Martin roast of Don Rickles ! It is pricless! Just watch his expressions and how he makes the other comedians laugh non stop! So for you non internet users just go back up to the word "THIS" that is in purple and click on it! Oh he starts off by referring to Dean Martin as "the puerto rican gentleman" LOL I gotta go watch it again! BYE

The Tide Better Roll !

This guy may need a roll, but not as bad as ALABAMA ! Those damn rebels can be tricky! But not bashful!

DEAR TENNESSEE

I wonder which DAWGS will show up?

ROE vs WADE

I overheard my dad talking about Roe vs Wade yesterday and he said as long as the people in New Orleans got out safe he did'nt care how they got out. I did see where FEMA has approved this new Bike for flood evacuations in New Orleans.

Perhaps while they are at it they could approve this bike for future evacuations of schools!

MR. JONES !

Well, after looking at the futures this morning most people were like this man

After things started to sink in later in the morning, most people were like this man

I figure that some time right after lunch when the shock had really set in, then most people were like this one!

Although most people were hoping to see this color by the closing bell.......

In the last 30 minutes Mr. Jones had rallied back to a +300 then closed at a paultry -128. I think all things considered, after what could have been..... Most people were probably like this guy...

Who's Your Daddy ?

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947 , a little over 60 years ago,
witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard,
crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico ..
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force
and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948,
nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
Now You Know.

"BIG EARL"

Remember what its like to laugh so hard that you cry and your stomach hurts? Well you have to hear Big Earl at the florabama ! You will thank me!