Friday, October 17, 2008

Laugh until you cry !!

Foster Brooks used to come on the Red Skelton show and he was so funny that Red would cry ! Bob Gordon would laugh so hard he could not breath! Watch this clip from A Dean Martin roast of Don Rickles ! It is pricless! Just watch his expressions and how he makes the other comedians laugh non stop! So for you non internet users just go back up to the word "THIS" that is in purple and click on it! Oh he starts off by referring to Dean Martin as "the puerto rican gentleman" LOL I gotta go watch it again! BYE

The Tide Better Roll !

This guy may need a roll, but not as bad as ALABAMA ! Those damn rebels can be tricky! But not bashful!


I wonder which DAWGS will show up?

Tuesday, October 14, 2008


I overheard my dad talking about Roe vs Wade yesterday and he said as long as the people in New Orleans got out safe he did'nt care how they got out. I did see where FEMA has approved this new Bike for flood evacuations in New Orleans.

Perhaps while they are at it they could approve this bike for future evacuations of schools!

Friday, October 10, 2008


Well, after looking at the futures this morning most people were like this man

After things started to sink in later in the morning, most people were like this man

I figure that some time right after lunch when the shock had really set in, then most people were like this one!

Although most people were hoping to see this color by the closing bell.......

In the last 30 minutes Mr. Jones had rallied back to a +300 then closed at a paultry -128. I think all things considered, after what could have been..... Most people were probably like this guy...

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Who's Your Daddy ?

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947 , a little over 60 years ago,
witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard,
crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico ..
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force
and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948,
nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
Now You Know.

Monday, October 6, 2008


Remember what its like to laugh so hard that you cry and your stomach hurts? Well you have to hear Big Earl at the florabama ! You will thank me!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Wilma Hussein Chandler

Well, my cousin Will (Dad's Nephew) got word yesterday that his first offspring will be a girl ! My guess is that the above will be her name due to modern times and politics ! JUS KIDDIN ! Congratulations!!!!!!!!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Look out for the French wine!!

I am always amazed at what one can find around this place simply by cruising the counter tops. Last night my parents must have been celebrating some special occasion because my dad had this huge fire going outside and put some kind of meat on top of it(humans are weird about that). While he was doing that stuff my mom got out this purple stuff and opened it! Whew! man, after a few sneaky sips while she was not looking, I felt great! I could make moves that would make Knowshon Mareno blush ! Well, any way after they took that meat off of the fire, they ate it in the dark out on the patio. While they were doing that, I was practicing climbing the curtains from a dead run. After the big meal they came inside and watched these two men argue on TV. I don't know what that was all about but my money is on the guy that said "I LOOKED INTO PUTIN'S EYES TOO, AND I SAW 3 THINGS....A "K" A "G" AND A "B". I finally used up all of my vino inspired energy and just curled up with my peeps and watched Andy Griffith!

Monday, September 22, 2008

Whips and Chains !

So, let me ask you something? What kind of humans wear collars and leashes and such? Exactly ! So this goober to my left here is a freak! He is no relative of mine!!!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Be careful what you steal off of the stovetop!

So this morning I am cruising the countertop to see what goodies I might steal, when I came across this ziplock bag containing what I knew to be something with CHEESE! Man do I love cheese! Anyway, I should have known my dad was behind this creation, because as soon as I tore through the bag, there mixed in the wonderful aroma of CHEESE was ......jalapenos! It is way to much trouble to nibble around the little green pockets of fire so I just let it be. Trust me, I found out the hard way that ....jalapenos will lead to frequent and fiery trips to "the box". In case you want to create this masterpiece like my dad, here is the recipe:

Use your favorite cornbread recipe and a cast iron skillet too.

Put 1/4 cup of either shortening or lard in the skillet and put in 450 degree oven.

Mix up your cornbread recipe and my dad adds 1 tablespoon of tabasco mayo along with the beaten egg. Then add chopped ...jalapenos to suit, 1 can of whole kernel corn. Stir it all up.

Take out the HOT skillet and pour half of the grease in the mix and stir in. Pour half of the batter in the skillet and STOP. Sprinkle 2 cups of shredded CHEDDAR cheese on top of existing batter and then add the remaining batter on top of the CHEESE. Cook about 25 min and remove when the top is golden brown. Let sit in skillet 15 min before removing. DO NOT WASH THE CAST IRON SKILLET YOU SILLY HUMANS! wipe it clean with a paper towel.

Saturday, September 20, 2008


After returning from my halftime trip to the "box" I have determined that Miss State's offense is as potent as this man's presidential campaign.

Pass the catnip.
Bye Dennis
Bye Sylvester
Rammer Jammer!


So as I watch Miss State's offense go backwards it has come to my mind that there are 2 words in your human language that should be swapped ! Hemorrhoids should be Asteroids and vice versa. Just a thought.

Just how long does it take to make a tuna fish sandwich!!


Wow, talk about nuts! these people here jump up and down, holler, say crazy things and just go nuts over a football game. It is tough to catch a nap around here when MSU or BAMA are playing. I look forward to later when they are gone up the hill to eat some kinda chowder, I can sleep in peace.