Look out for the French wine!!

I am always amazed at what one can find around this place simply by cruising the counter tops. Last night my parents must have been celebrating some special occasion because my dad had this huge fire going outside and put some kind of meat on top of it(humans are weird about that). While he was doing that stuff my mom got out this purple stuff and opened it! Whew! man, after a few sneaky sips while she was not looking, I felt great! I could make moves that would make Knowshon Mareno blush ! Well, any way after they took that meat off of the fire, they ate it in the dark out on the patio. While they were doing that, I was practicing climbing the curtains from a dead run. After the big meal they came inside and watched these two men argue on TV. I don't know what that was all about but my money is on the guy that said "I LOOKED INTO PUTIN'S EYES TOO, AND I SAW 3 THINGS....A "K" A "G" AND A "B". I finally used up all of my vino inspired energy and just curled up with my peeps and watched Andy Griffith!

CHEERS!

Whips and Chains !

So, let me ask you something? What kind of humans wear collars and leashes and such? Exactly ! So this goober to my left here is a freak! He is no relative of mine!!!

Be careful what you steal off of the stovetop!

So this morning I am cruising the countertop to see what goodies I might steal, when I came across this ziplock bag containing what I knew to be something with CHEESE! Man do I love cheese! Anyway, I should have known my dad was behind this creation, because as soon as I tore through the bag, there mixed in the wonderful aroma of CHEESE was ......jalapenos! It is way to much trouble to nibble around the little green pockets of fire so I just let it be. Trust me, I found out the hard way that ....jalapenos will lead to frequent and fiery trips to "the box". In case you want to create this masterpiece like my dad, here is the recipe:

Use your favorite cornbread recipe and a cast iron skillet too.

Put 1/4 cup of either shortening or lard in the skillet and put in 450 degree oven.

Mix up your cornbread recipe and my dad adds 1 tablespoon of tabasco mayo along with the beaten egg. Then add chopped ...jalapenos to suit, 1 can of whole kernel corn. Stir it all up.

Take out the HOT skillet and pour half of the grease in the mix and stir in. Pour half of the batter in the skillet and STOP. Sprinkle 2 cups of shredded CHEDDAR cheese on top of existing batter and then add the remaining batter on top of the CHEESE. Cook about 25 min and remove when the top is golden brown. Let sit in skillet 15 min before removing. DO NOT WASH THE CAST IRON SKILLET YOU SILLY HUMANS! wipe it clean with a paper towel.

A WEE BIT OFF

After returning from my halftime trip to the "box" I have determined that Miss State's offense is as potent as this man's presidential campaign.

Pass the catnip.
Bye Dennis
Bye Sylvester
Rammer Jammer!

Backwards

So as I watch Miss State's offense go backwards it has come to my mind that there are 2 words in your human language that should be swapped ! Hemorrhoids should be Asteroids and vice versa. Just a thought.

Just how long does it take to make a tuna fish sandwich!!

Humans

Wow, talk about nuts! these people here jump up and down, holler, say crazy things and just go nuts over a football game. It is tough to catch a nap around here when MSU or BAMA are playing. I look forward to later when they are gone up the hill to eat some kinda chowder, I can sleep in peace.